The interview of J.C. (Might or might not be Jesus Christ.)

Me: random question time.
J.C.: okay? shoot.
i am going to ask you a question and you have to say whatever pops into your head first. you have to. reguardless of what it is.okay? THESE ARE THE TERMS!
J.C: ah. that's not a question.
Me: i'm saying its the terms.
Me: do you agree to the terms?
J.C: eh sure why not.
Me: what is your favoruite colour?
J.C:42. blue no yellow!
Me: what is your favourite toothpaste?
J.C: 42.
Me: ...no more random question time for you.
J.C: just kidding, aquafresh
Me: do you like platypi?
J,C: funny animals.
Me: but do you like them?
J.C: sure funny animals.
Me: what is your favourite song?
J.C: anti-gravity.
Me: movie?
J.C: monty python and the holy grail
Me: chewing gum?
J.C: winterfresh
Me: boxers or briefs?
J.C: boxers
Me: do you like spicy food?
J.C: sure
Me: do you hate dark chocolate?
J.C: i don't really like it that much. but i'll eat it
Me: that one threw ya.
J.C: yeah kinda.
Me: how do you feel about prarie dogs?
J.C: ambivalent
Me: what is your favourite book?
J.C: 1984
Me: do you like cheese?
J.C: yes
what kind?
J.C: parmasean
Me: how many languages do you speak?
J.C: 4
Me: do you speak german?
J.C: nope
J.C: i ean nein
Me: do you speak french?
J.C: no.
Me: if you could speak either language would you avoid french because it made you sound fruity?
J.C: yes.
Me: do you enjoy sneezing?
J.C: nope. allergies suck
Me: do you like blue carpeting?
J.C: nope, tacky.
Me: if you could have a pinup of anyone in your room above your bed, it would be...?
J.C: jessica alba
Me: do you like shoes?
J.C: only if they're comfortable
Me: what kind of shoes?
J.C: sandals.
Me: with socks?
J.C: no
Me: why not?
J.C: it's uncomfortable
Me: do you mind being asked random questions?
J.C: not really
Me: d'you like... pudding?
J.C: depends on what kind.
Me: vanilla?
J.C: sure.
Me: tapioca?
J.C: yeah
Me: chocolate?
J.C: eh, sometimes
Me: pistacio?
J.C: my favorite is mango.
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