I have the day off today.

I slept until 1:30 today, but I will say that this is honestly the only perk that comes with doing what I do.

Some guy came in last night (approx. twenty minutes before close,) with a very skewed view of the difference between 'customer service' and 'making Ashley bend completely backward.' He started yelling, so we called security. And then he was still upset because we wouldn't give him what he wanted, so he waited for us outside. Apparently he's going to 'sue my company' and he'll 'have my job.' (He can fucking have it, but I don't know why he would want it.) Interesting night.