Holy crap, guys! A gigantic fucking spider just ran across my desk and tried to kill me.
(I can only assume this was his plan.) Also, he jumped. He JUMPED. He was a jumping, massive killing machine of doom. He jumped pretty far when I screamed 'There's a fucking gigantic spider right in fucking front... of... me!' And he jumped even higher when I ran away.
He jumped AT me.
So we sucked him up with the dust vac.
WHY DID WE NOT JUST KILL HIM.
Next time, I am seriously killing the motherfucker. I am pretty certain that there is going to BE a next time, because I am certain that he is going to crawl out of the vacuum and wreak his vengeance upon me.
I am living in FEAR, people.
2 comments:
Ive been constructing a device out of ancient metals and bone to which we can battle the demi-spider again. Plastic and tiny motors cannot hold the dispirit in this beasts soul for long. Also, i plan on not screetching like a little niny next time i see her.
LMAO!!!
Ok...Ash...perhaps it's the spider from the shower...back from the depths of the sewer? Or it could just be a sibling of that spider trying to pay you back for killing his/her brother/sister.
And I like Kinglands plan.
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