There are mormons. Right now. Knocking on the door of my apartment.
One of them just said 'Miss, do you just have a moment to speak with us?'
I am hiding, but goddamnit they know I am here because they can see into my kitchen window.
I just yelled 'Take your bicycle helmet and GO!'
One of them said something about me being beyond help and they went back downstairs.
They are watching me in my window now. What the hell people. I am going to try flipping them off.
...They are aghast. I think it worked. And there they go, off on their bikes.
ASHLEY WINS!
(I seriously cannot believe that just happened, guys.)
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Dude.
So sorry that happened.
But nice way to get rid of them. :D I'm almost positive you probably made them go blind by flipping them off. Nice!
Mormons are the ones who breath fire and shoot lightning, right?
Yes.
MORMONS ANNOY ME. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE MORMON. AND BECAUSE THEY THINK THEYRE BETTER THAN EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE THEYRE MORMON. IF YOU EVER READ THE BOOK OF MORMON, WHICH I HAVE, YOU MAY JUST LAUGH AND PEE IN YOUR PANTS..LIKE I DID..NOT REALLY..BUT YES.
-STAYCEE
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