10:46am: BIG FUCKING SPIDER in my bathtub. So big that I quick-got my digicam and took pics of it for all of y'all to see. I was gonna take a shower in there! I ain't need big fuzzy spiders in there wrecking that for me!
11:09am: I am more than a bit dissapointed with the photos, as the spider isn't reading half as gigantic and fuzzy on (digital) film as he is 'irl' as the kids say these days.
Fish live in my bathtub.
Holy giant cats, batman!
I still require a plan of action to be rid of him before my shower actually occurs. (Showering with spiders = NO.)
11:14am: I decided to go all humanitarian-like and do the 'put-a-piece-of-paper-under-him-and-my-soda-glass-from-last-night-over-him-and-put-him-outside-on-the-flowers' thing, and that fucker had the audacity to try to jump on me after I took him outside to let him go!
This is the first and last time I try to be humanitarian with those things.
(Spiders are fucking killers, man.)
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