I was in the shower, washing my hair, and out of nowhere the spider from earlier's fucking twin brother started repelling from the ceiling (Mission Impossible-style), aimed directly at my head! I don't know if he wanted revenge, or perhaps a green card to the outside like his sibling before him, but damnit!
Thank the gods for excellent peripheral vision.
Using extreme ninja prowess, I jumped to the side, and he hit the floor of the shower. I darted past him and pulled up the drain so he would fall into it, because spiders + water = death. Despite his best efforts, he was washed down the drain.
Crisis averted.
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Yay for killing spiders humanely and inhumanely. :p I prefer killing them as inhumanely as possible.
And I wonder if the "second" spider was actually the first who was trying to teach you a lesson ("I'll get that punk who threw me outside.") I'm just saying. And with as fast as he was decending for your head while you were in the shower, it would make sense.
I dunno. I just know you make me giggle with updates like these last two on spiders. :)
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